You're In Nauseating Hands With Allstate

Well, I stumbled across women's curling yesterday on the old TV set. And the USA was playing a death match against some Asian chicks. I had no idea what was going on or how they kept score or why they used brooms. It seemed a bit sexist, what with these women using brooms (very domestic). I did watch it for awhile. Why? Because the Asian chicks were screaming in barely coherent, orgasmic type cries as they broomed these big stone like things down the ice. I enjoyed that quite a bit. If only they'd played this competition topless, then curling would be awesome.

I got a call from Luke (one of the Jacobys) yesterday and he seems to be doing well with the stoneware business these days. So that was good to hear. I did ask Luke about The Lonely Russian Jacoby and how the poor kid was doing. And I'm sorry to report that The Lonely Russian Jacoby got stood up by some girl on Valentine's. The guy can't catch a break with the ladies to save his life. He just gets lonelier and lonelier. Maybe if The Lonely Russian Jacoby gets super lonely, he can order a mail order bride from Russia. Wouldn't that be ironic? I mean a Russian in America being so lonely that he has to order a woman from back home? It's something to think about.

I also got a text from Geilfuss and his big 100th blog post is gonna be up soon. He mentioned that Ross and I will be featured. It should be interesting, to say the least. Because if Geilfuss is gonna delve into tales involving the 3 of us, it's gonna be ugly. But in an amusing way. Maybe he'll revisit the night we got started at some cajun joint in the Towson Town Center. Things went downhill quickly...obviously. They always do.

My thoughts are that I don't have many thoughts worth sharing today.

I also happened to flip by Larry King at just the wrong moment (he looks like a corpse by the way) last night after midnight. Larry was "interviewing" the politically correct guy who used to host a show called Politically Incorrect. And that guy is almost as angry as Barack Hussein Obama and The Guy Who Used To Work With The Guy Who Says En Fuego, Has Been Fired Countless Times, and Steals From Edward R Murrow. Between the 3 of them - I don't think there is enough booze in N America to get them to lighten up. Sad. The politically correct guy who used to host a show called Politically Incorrect was pissed at old Barry, the Ex-Governor of Alaska, everyone in the Republican Party, everyone in the Tea Party crowd, and white Americans in general (especially men). It struck me as pretty self-loathing. I'm guessing he's suffering from a massive amount of white liberal guilt.

Also, these Allstate commercials that are hosted by that brother who drove the getaway car in Heat. They are the most nauseating ads currently on the air. There's a newer one where he has the gall to ask: "Will this be remembered as the 2nd Great Depression or the depression that made us great?" And I start to scream in horror every time it comes on. He always says "You're in good hands" to wrap up these cringe inducing ads. And a quick note for the brother who drove the getaway car in Heat - Not yet I'm not. Sellout.

I took a good long look at the UNC game last night against the Jackets. And, oh man did they suck. I don't think they could have beaten Elon last night. Seriously. Also, this guy Delaney for the Gobblers - he was huge against Wake last night. Every time I watch the Gobblers, the kid stands out. I don't think he's got any game as far as the NBA goes, but in this year's ACC - he's been the 3rd or 4th best player I've seen.

I realize this is yet another pointless post. I don't feel too bad about it though. It's not like it costs anything to read the damn thing...

I know no shame

I feel no pain

I can't see the flame

Note: I think I'm starting to repeat song lyrics at times on this blog. I'm not gonna go back and check 180+ posts though to be sure, but I feel like I've mentioned Mandinka before.

I'm out.