Barry Loves The School Childrens

I noticed that Barack Hussein Obama is "talking" to school children today. It's all over the news. Some parents are worried that old Barry is trying to indoctrinate their kids to some far left ideology with this address, and thus keeping their kids home for the day. And I have no idea what old Barry could possibly say to kids that they'd pay any attention to. I assume everyone will zone the idiot out and just be happy they're missing some class time. If I were still in school, I would heckle loudly and be sent to the Principal's office. There I could debate the finer points of political dissent with the principal and miss even more class time!!! So, I would look at this stupid and pointless presidential address as an opportunity - an opportunity to slack off and debate moronic technocrats about De Tocqueville and his ilk. Because school is pointless. It really is. Hopefully old Barry is telling kids the truth about that today. But I doubt it. I bet he loves school children. And believes an education matters. Sucker!!! I truly wish I was even more illiterate than I am, and had never stepped foot into any institution of learning at any level. The reason is: when you start to hear things and they stick with you, you're ruined. Totally ruined.

Also, old Barry still hasn't given up on his socialized medicine dream. I warned him months and months ago how this would turn out if he pursued it. And sure enough, I was right. His popularity is nonexistent with everyone but his mindless true believers - the kool aid drinkers like everyone at MSNBC. It's very funny listening to leftists try and paint socialized medicine as a moral cause (Albert Arnold Gore did this recently). Like it's somehow immoral for folks not to have crappy government run health care. What's "immoral" is making anyone sign up for such a sure to be fiasco. I know that there are well meaning compassionate folks who really believe that somehow there is some societal benefit to the government running health care and having the masses be "insured." But, trust me, when you get past the good intentions, what will result will be catastrophic for a vast majority of people. And the well intentioned do-gooders don't realize this, obviously. It's a shame. It really is. Because some of them are pretty nice people. Most are awful, but some are okay. Me, I'm awful too. But at least I admit it. I don't hide that fact.

I did that stupid fantasy draft thing that Geilfuss is running last night. And it worked out perfectly. I had the 1st overall pick and I took Sebastian Janikowski. And everyone was stunned. Most of the guys were typing into the instant message thing: WTF? or What just happened? or Is he serious? or I'm confused. It was awesome. Andy enjoyed watching the reaction and Geilfuss just mentioned the same thing in a text. My strategy was to take as many guys who've been arrested as possible and still field an actual team -a team that will have almost no chance to win a game, but that's not the point. I was making a statement about how silly this whole fantasy football nonsense has gotten. And I made it loud and clear by taking a kicker from one of the worst teams in the NFL with the #1 pick. Then I kept taking criminals (with 3 exceptions, as 2 of my criminals were drafted by other teams before I could take them {Shockey and Jamal Lewis}). And after I drafted one, I would type in the instant message thing what they'd gotten in trouble for. It went like this:

1) Sebastian Janikowski - roofies, bar fights, bribery

2) Baltimore D - murder, allegedly

3) Brandon Marshall - likes to beat women

4) Larry Johnson - likes to beat and spit on women etc... Then I saved these 2 for last, and this is really cool...

16) Rams D - killed a woman

17) Donte Stallworth - killed a Mexican

I got off to a bit of a rough start to the college football season as UTEP did not come through for me Saturday night - neither did UGA or Illinois for that matter. I made about a quarter of it back last night as Thug U pulled out a thriller and won outright while getting 6. What we're doing this year is a little different, as guys bought shares for $50. Then all the money is pooled together and bet as one block. In all there are 22 shares worth $1100 - well, they were worth $1100. I'm currently down $355 - so that means $745. I'm planning a big comeback this weekend.

I was out at Club Scandals here in San Antonio last night and Mondays there are awesome. It's karaoke night and they have this guy who is there and sings every Monday. And, yes, he is retarded. He's been there every Monday that I've been in town the past 3 years. Last night he hit us with some All 4 One - I Swear. And I swear it was so brilliant that I was on the floor laughing. At one point Andy called to celebrate the Canes victory and the retarded guy was singing another song at that point and I just screamed "Listen" and held up the phone. I hope it was coming through pretty clearly, but it's hard to say if that would really matter, because the retarded guy is so guttural with the noises emanating from his mouth that maybe hearing him clearly is not a real benefit. You probably gotta be there in person to truly appreciate his genius.

I was out Sunday for a bit at some joint called No Shit Sherlock and there were these humongous Hispanic chicks in there. And some dude was playing his guitar acoustically and asking for requests and one of these fat Hispanic chicks ambled over to him and requested something, then meandered back to her friends and sat down. After the next song, the dude playing guitar said "This next one is for the ladies right over there (he pointed to the big Hispanic chicks)." And then he played Fat Bottom Girls. I wandered over to their table on my way out and asked to none of them and all of them, "Are you ladies wearing thongs?"

They had this thing on ESPN Classic yesterday about Reggie White - the Minister of Defense - and they played snippets of the address he gave to the Wisconsin State Legislature. And I hadn't forgotten about it, but it had been awhile since I'd heard it - and it is even more awesome now, 11 years later. He talks about the strengths of each race - my favorites are 1) Hispanics are good at family structure because they can fit 20 to 30 people into a 1 bedroom apartment and 2) Asians are inventive because they can turn a TV into a watch. It's priceless. If you haven't heard it, I'm guessing the highlights can be found on YouTube.

I was flipping around the channels later yesterday and came across something with Hilary Swank as a check out girl in a Quickie Mart. And I thought about the last time I put a picture of Hilary Swank on this blog and how Keith commented that I had to have found the only attractive picture of her that existed. So, I am proving him wrong - again. Between me and The Greek Gods, Keith has it rough.

I'm gonna try and get to a trivia game here in San Antonio tonight. It should be eventful. I'll let you know how it went.

The sun shines out of our behinds.

Peace - TBFH