A Random Saturday Morning At Generic Bread...

Note: I apologize if I've used this picture before. I don't think I have, but I could have. And I don't feel like searching back through the 150+ posts to check...

Also, quick note to Keith: As to your trustworthiness - not really for me to say. I think it's best to leave that to the skanks in Catonsville. They would have a much better handle on that than I.

I'm sitting at a Generic Bread at the moment (11 AM Saturday) and lots of lonely women are just milling about; without a newspaper, magazine, book, or laptop. They're just sitting here by themselves, sipping the overpriced coffee, eating a bagel, and killing time. It's freaking me out!!! 2 of them are behind me (at different tables) and have been sitting there, blankly checking out whatever for about a half hour. What is up with this??? It's depressing as hell.

There's also a freaky couple sitting on the couch to my right and I am trying hard not to hear a word they're saying. But, it's not working...As I just heard the dude go on for 10 minutes trying to explain the meaning behind Mr Cab Driver by Lenny Kravitz to this chick. 10 minutes!!! The song should take about 5 seconds to explain. Here, quickly: Kravitz thinks cabbies are racist pieces of shit. That wasn't so hard, was it???

A new lonely woman just sat down to my right and she does appear to have a paper with her. But she's not reading it! She's just sitting there looking around aimlessly. And she's a bit of a bigger gal. This is really getting bad now. These freaky women are everywhere. I keep looking out the window to my left at the Costco parking lot (to avoid eye contact with the freaks in here). And it is packed. Packed with folks going in to buy huge tubs of mayonnaise...

Now the freaky couple is talking about Freddie Mercury. Why??? Why would you sit at a Generic Bread and chat with a freaky sweater wearing chick about Freddie Mercury??? Damn!!!

For the record, within 20 feet of me there are 5 women sitting by themselves. Doing nothing but staring into space!!! I got to get out of this place.

Lots of purple colored sweaters on the lonely women for some reason. Is there something about lonely women who waste time on Saturday mornings at Generic Bread and purple sweaters??? When did this start??? 3 of the 5 lonely women are wearing sweaters in some purple hue. The bigger gal favorably resembles Barney's mother...

I guess I should write something interesting. Only, I'm too distracted by all the freaks. I can't think straight.

Okay, that's it for me - now the weird couple is talking about scripture. Scripture!!! I'm tempted to quote something from the bible, but all I know is that speech Mace Windu gives in Pulp Fiction about the shepherd and the lamb and the whatever.

I thought the only lonely place was on the moon

Peace.