Well, it's a new year, but I'll be damned, Geilfuss is at it the same as always. Today he put up a post about 10 things he would find essential on a deserted island (although to be fair to Geilfuss, he kept calling it a desserted island, and that conjured images of some atoll made of devil's food cake...). Anyway, I won't bore anyone with his choices (as always, if you want to read Geilfuss for yourself, go to http://www.itcouldbekobebryant.blogspot.com/), but at one point Geilffuss was going on about needing a beautiful woman with him on this deserted island, and I wondered this - if there's another person around, isn't the island not technically deserted any longer? The thing is that Geilfuss did not specify which beautiful woman he wanted there. My vote for Geilfuss' beautiful deserted island woman? That skank from Get Bet Lounge who does blow like little kids snort pixie sticks...
Huge Sunday on the gambling front, as I had my best day (money-wise) in quite a few years. As I rode the Buffalo Bills -8, Chicago Bears -3, GB/Arizona under 44&1/2, and the New York Jets -10 to perfection. All huge...
Also, keen readers of this blog might remember that last week I urged a bet in the Outback Bowl on NW + the points. And even though it was dicey, and my man Kafka threw 5 picks, the Cats came back like champions to force overtime and easily cover the 8. I hope everyone made a killing...
Oh, and tonight, take the Trojans. The reason is that they want to be there and I don't see why the Chippewas would possibly be up for this game.
And for anyone wondering what 10 things I might be inclined to take on a deserted island, a la Geilfuss, here you go:
1) Safe
2) Pot
3) Rum
4) Gum
5) Ham
6) Kettle
7) Van
8) Polish Sausage
9) That Girl From Jerusalem
10) Not Geilfuss
Oh, I have been blogging from Playas for the 1st time here (using one of the computers that the degenerates use to place their bets...) and I gotta say, since the smoking ban has taken hold, the place smells even more like vaginal juice, vomit, and semen. I think we all miss the sweet smell of cigarette smoke hovering overhead that masked the debauchery level as well as could be expected.
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