Urgent Score Update from Raleigh - Pimp Coat 88, Dook 74. And as the 2 sides were leaving the court, I think I read Sid Lowe's lips as he said this to Coach Kry, "Where's my money, bitch!"
I saw a commercial for something called Trojan Ecstasy Condoms the other day. The ad claimed that not only was the condom "Ultra" ribbed (for her pleasure no doubt), but that there was lubricant both inside and out "for a more natural feel." The outside lubricant I get, but the inside lubricant confuses me a bit. What is it? Motor oil? Axle grease? Crisco oil? Skank juice? Spit from a dude working at the factory? All options appear bad...
I saw on the Faceshit where the Jacobys are going to grow mustaches for a party at Mount Martha Washington Tavern that will happen sometime in March. The whole idea sounds silly. Harmless, but silly nonetheless. And I was reminded of something very important when I read about this mustache party - never trust a man with facial hair. Also, never trust a man with 2 first names (by that I mean a first name for a first name and a first name for a last name). And when you get a guy with facial hair and 2 first names, really be wary. John Edward (the fake psychic) is a great example. That guy is horrible.
I was flipping around the old TV and came across the Trueblood recently. I thought it was okay. But those attempts at southern accents are not always spot on. The girl who stars in the thing is from New Zealand and it probably shouldn't be a surprise that she struggles to sound like a native Louisianian. I've met a number of girls from Louisiana over the years and none of them quite sounded like the New Zealand actress in Trueblood. Speaking of actresses who struggle with southern accents, I am told that the chick who is married to Kevin Bacon does a horrible one on the Closer (I've never seen it personally). The best at it might be Minnie Driver. She sounded authentic on that FX show.
Not a lot of time here today, but I feel like I've been making up for the small number of posts back in the fall here the past 6 weeks or so.
One day all 7 will die
I'm out - TBFH
1 comment:
OK, first from the Wellington Basketball story - Wellesley???
2nd, I as you know, have a boatload of facial hair, hell, full mustache, beard and a 'natural redneck scarf' on the front of my neck for winter.
However, my sister named her 3rd born, "Finnegan" in honor of our last name, so technically, I have two first names and mucho facial hair. Does this mean, I'm untrustworthy? What I can't figure out my TBFH friend, is whether I should be concerned.
Hope to see you in Betes' hometown soon
-your faithful reader, the host at the Turquoise Terrapin on Tuesdays!
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