Joe Biden Pulls Out His Gun

I saw where our awesome fearless socialist toady leader, the one and only Barack Hussein Obama, was in the wonderfully cosmopolitan city of Kalamazoo, Michigan recently. While there, old Barry decided to drop in on the local high school's commencement ceremony for some reason. Maybe to praise these graduates for staying in school and entering the horrible Michigan job market with nothing more than a worthless public school diploma. Whatever the motivation for the visit, it didn't go very well for old Barry. One of the choir members behind him on the stage (a chubby brother looking bored to tears and no doubt longing for some Church's chicken) fell asleep during the inspiring address from old Barry. I'm a bit envious of the kid, because instead of being outraged at whatever jive old Barry was chucking at the audience, this sleeping beauty brother was blissfully paying no attention whatsoever. I just hope the kid doesn't end up in Gitmo sharing a cell with Vera Baker.

Speaking of this alleged mistress of old Barry's, I have no idea if he's nailed her or not. Nor do I care. Whatever. But, if it is true, I do continue to question old Barry's taste in women. I mean to each his own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Blah, blah, blah. Having said that, I have noted before on this blog (at least twice) that I find Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama to resemble James Harrison in drag. And as for this Vera Baker character, she strikes me as what Don Imus very crudely and completely classlessly referred to as a nappy headed ho. Again, if old Barry wants to run around on his old lady, I say: Rock on, dude. Cool. But isn't he remotely attracted to hot women??? It's baffling to me. With his power and the fawning of the leftist freaks in the country still at a fever pitch, one would assume that at the snap of a finger Barry could get with a sister like Thandie Newton. Instead he's settling for women who more closely resemble Shirley from What's Happening!

Although, come to think of it, there have been other articles in the rags at the grocery store check-out lanes that have claimed that Barack Hussein Obama dabbles from time to time in the mysterious art of butt-cowboyism. And as bad as Shirley from What's Happening! might be, she's a damn sight better than Fred Berry...

I also saw where there was some water gun battle between Joe Biden and Rahm Emanuel the other day. I'm not sure if Rahm got hit very often by Joe Biden's water gun. But if he did get drenched to the core by Joe Biden's water gun, it's a much better fate than being drenched by the ejaculate flying out of Joe Biden's medically aided massively erect boner.

This is a very crude post.

I was sitting near a guy back during one of the games of the Orlando/Boston series a couple weeks ago and this guy (who I will not embarrass by identifying by name) claimed that he thought that JJ Redick was the best 6th man in the NBA. After laughing for a solid minute, I realized that this guy was serious. And while you could argue that Redick has become a nice complementary piece for the Magic this season, to put him in the same league as the NBA's best 6th men is a joke. Here are the numbers for this past season: 9.6 pts. 1.9 asts. & 40.5% from 3. Again, respectable. But here, for example, are Jamal Crawford's numbers this season: 18 pts. 3 asts. & 38.5% from 3. Case closed. Anyway, talk then turned to what a great college player Redick was. And if by great, you mean a choker in the biggest games for the Devils over his career, then yes, Redick was beyond great. For example:

2003 NCAA Regional Semi's against Kansas: 2 for 16 from the floor.

2004 NCAA Final 4 against UConn: 4 for 12 from the floor.

2005 NCAA Regional Semi's against Mich St: 4 for 14 from the floor.

2006 NCAA Regional Semi's against LSU: 3 for 18 from the floor.

There you go, that's the definition of greatness - in the 4 biggest games of his college career, JJ Redick shot a ghastly 13 for 60. That's 21.7% I don't know what else to say...

The sun shines out of our behinds.