Big news in the Obama family. Barry's half-brother, one Malik Obama, is taking on yet another blushing bride. For the ignorant, Malik is, and Barry's dead daddy was, big into polygamy - huge polygamists. Fucking huge. Malik already had 2 wives. Now, maybe these 2 couldn't keep up with his voracious perverted sexual demands. Why would I posit such a theory? - Because old Malik just married a 3rd stone cold beauty. The new one is a mere 19 years of age. Personally, I have no idea how men can stand to be married to one woman, much less three. More power to him though. I'm sure the African Viagra will be needed in the Malik Obama household (or hut, or whatever). You know, what with servicing 3 babes and all, just to satisfy his immense sex drive. In fact, it wouldn't stun me that if, as Malik ages, he's gonna have to become quite the cunning linguist to keep up with 3 demanding hoochies. The worst part for Barry is that this newest wife of his big bro isn't so many years older than his own offspring. And who knows, maybe when these daughters get to be 18 or 19, they'll run off to Africa and marry a 52 year old who already has two wives. Maybe this new bride will leave a real impression on Barry's impressionable young gals. It's certainly something to think about.
I've had several guys mention this week that they want me to go ahead and keep putting football picks up on this blog. I've been lax about it here the last few weeks; which is unfortunate, because I've been hitting at a very high percentage in both college and NFL. It's paid off for Brandon and Dave at least.
College - only taking 2 games this week myself - Iowa & Boise.
NFL - I like more games than I ever have in one week. It's ridiculous. I love the Texans. Also, Ravens. And Falcons, Bears, Raiders, Colts, & Jags. That's too many games. Way too many.
Get a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
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