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The last I mentioned my new favorite Russian emigre, one Vladimir Grammer, I noted that Vladimir had posted on the Faceshit that he was in a "relationship" with a chick that resembled a retarded Christina Ricci. Well, that special "relationship" is over. Kaput. Done. Vladimir has moved on to another young babe in the greater Baltimore metro area. Yes, according to his Faceshit page, Vladimir is now in a "relationship" with a chick who works at Friendly's Ice Cream, is studying locksmithing at a community college, and looks like a dude on meth. A photo of the two lovebirds making googly eyes at each other appears on Vladimir's Faceshit page (Vladimir & I are are now "friends" via the Faceshit - why he contacted me to be his friend is beyond me...). Now, you may think that being in a "relationship" with a chick who scoops shitty ice cream, looks like a man, is methed out, & is involved in the shady world of picking locks would be a bad thing. But it's not a bad thing. It's a step up from being in a "relationship" with a harelipped retard. A huge step. Huge. Go Vladimir...

Speaking of Faceshit, I've been at it again with hitting the "Like" button all over the place. Recently I saw a bunch of stuff about someone being forced out of their home due to some fire damage. I was hitting "Like" all over that shit. Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like...

Huge start to the college hoops season last night, as Belmont covered the 11&1/2 like champions against Duke. Right at tip off out at Sloppys, 2 Duke fans were running their mouths about how Duke should bury Belmont by 25. I asked these morons if they remembered the NCAA tourney game in 2008 between the Devils and Bruins - the one Duke pulled out mainly due to pitiful coaching decisions the last minute by Belmont. These dudes had no clue what I was talking about. True Duke fans there. That game was only 3 &1/2 years ago. I remember it like it was played last night. And these huge Duke fans were totally clueless. The fact is that Belmont has made the NCAA tournament 4 straight years. If you follow hoops you know they're good. But Duke fans don't follow hoops. They follow Duke. They are not hoops fans in the least. They're front runners who buy clothes with Duke written all over the place - hats, sweatshirts, t-shirts, coats, panties, garters, corsets, baby dolls, anything without a crotch, etc. They didn't go to Duke. They couldn't tell you the name of the starting quarterback for the Duke football team (the kid's name is Renfree by the way, and he's not bad). Hell, they probably couldn't get to Durham even with a GPS. But they like to associate with a winner. Sad, Sad, Sad...

Speaking of Sloppys and tip off, just before the UNC/Mich St game last night, Moose was running his mouth about Carolina winning by 20. I yelled across the bar that I'd take as much of that as he'd give me (the real line was 9). And Moose backed right off. He's not stupid. Good thing for him too, as the Heels did not cover any 20 damn points...

Speaking of the UNC/Mich St game last night, I saw where our fake leader, one Barack Hussein Obama, was there catching the game with, who appeared to be, James Harrison sitting to his right. I know the Steelers are getting prepared for their huge game in Cincinnati Sunday. And I know Harrison has been battling some injuries the last few weeks. So, given all that, you can imagine my surprise to see Harrison, in full drag, sitting next to Barry at this silly game being played on a boat. Very odd...

I keep seeing ads for a movie version of Puss In Boots everywhere. And I feel like I'd be totally lost if I saw this film. You see, I haven't read the book. I haven't read a book. I'm functionally illiterate. But I am lactose tolerant. I've got that going for me. I'll drink some damn 2% milk anytime I fucking want. In fact, I'm leaving for some right now...