Monday, July 26, 2010

Some Tidbits About Barry



I spent some time in front of the old TV over the weekend. And from what I could gather looking at the silly "news" stations, our supreme socialist saviour, the one and only Barack Hussein Obama, is almost as unpopular with voters as birth control is with the servers at The Wing Joint on Battleground. Barry's rating is hovering around 45% favorable from what I could gather. And I'd like to take full credit for this, but since I am completely pointless, I probably shouldn't. Instead, old Barry really has only his own fantastic narcissism to blame. I've been saying over and over that folks don't want all this stuff he's been peddling. But he and his lackeys in Congress don't seem to care. As an outgrowth of this unpopularity, it appeared on the "news" channels that a number of the talking heads were predicting big wins in the upcoming elections for that other, more pachyderm tilted party, the GOP. And I want to go on record over 3 months before this election and tell you why that might be a mistake for fans of the GOP. 1st, the leaders in there now are pretty much the same failures that got booted out of power 4 years ago. It would be a godsend to Barry for him to be debating the likes of John Boner and Mitch McConnell the next 2 years. 2nd, the GOP doesn't seem to have any new ideas. They have the same ideas that they never could pass or stick to before. The legislation these folks would try and enact would be laughable in many respects. There is a way to avoid this. If the Republicans do make gains necessary to get a majority in the House, ELECT NEW LEADERSHIP - folks with fresh faces and cogent ideas. Because if they don't, this coming "victory" will be short-lived and old Barry will ride the GOP's inevitable gaffes to a 2nd term. There are some younger, virtually unknown, well spoken Republican members of the House who would be very good. I've looked into this a bit. For instance, there's a guy my age from Wisconsin who tells the absolute truth. A guy named Paul Ryan. He would be perfect. Another guy from Indiana named Mike Pence is also good. He's a little bit older (around 50), but impressive. My point is - just winning & not offering anything original is gonna backfire. In the Senate, the math does not look promising for the GOP to take control. I can't envision that happening. But there is a guy to pull hard for. A guy running in Kentucky by the name of Rand Paul.




I have also been looking into potential challengers for Barack Hussein Obama in 2012. And I will handicap that race before the end of the year. I will make a prediction on who will get the nomination and how much of a chance that person has at winning. I'm prescient. You'll want to check that out and tell folks. You'll seem like an oracle.




I learned a few things about old Barry recently, things I was blissfully clueless on. And maybe I'm the last person to learn some of this. It's funny, because I've been mocking him for 2 & 1/2 years now, and I had no idea about everything that follows. Did you know that Barry's Daddy (Barry Sr. - I'm not making that up) paid his 1st wife's family in Kenya a dowry of 14 cows? That Barry Sr married Barry's mom while STILL married to the Kenyan babe I just mentioned? That Barry Sr was a raging drunk that beat women? That Barry dated a number of white chicks in the 80's? That folks who've known him for a long while really call him Barry until this very day? That he was so mediocre at hoops that he couldn't start for his prep school team? That his white grandparents basically raised him? That Barry got into Columbia as a transfer student? That he lost a Congressional race to Bobby Rush, a member of the Black Panthers? These strange facts just go on and on. What a weird cat. I mean, I almost started to feel sorry for the guy. Seriously. He's gotta be almost as messed up in the head as I am - ALMOST. Poor bastard.




Also, flipping around the channels over the weekend, I came across Braveheart. I'd never seen it before. And it was about what I expected - Mel Gibson pretending he's Jesus. Silly. But the girl who played the princess - there you go.




NFL training camps & college practices are starting up here soon. I think it's only 5 weeks until the the 1st college Thursday action. That off-season went by fast. And it seems to go by faster every year I manage to stay alive.




I've got more of the typical silliness. I'll get that up soon.




I am out.

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