Thursday, September 8, 2011

Typing, Ever So Briefly





NFL Opener - Take the Dog & the Under.










I should probably type something more than the above. So, something more than the above...Get it??? That's the kind of humor that can only be found on this blog and elementary school playgrounds. Or maybe a group home - if the retards are on fire. And that's a big if. Not literally on fire, mind you. On fire in the Marv Albert sense of on fire, like "Miller is on fire here in the 3rd!" Or on fire in the sense that Marv becomes on fire when a woman bites his back as he lounges in some of her finest frilly lingerie. That kind of thing. Fire is generally pretty warm. Don't play with it. Unless you're a pyro, then by all means - go ahead and play with it. It's what you do. Did you know that the closer you get to the fire the more you get burned??? That's important to know. So, don't walk into a fire and just stand there. You might regret it. Hell, it could burn you. Badly!!! Don't do it, my friends. Is this enough typing??? I sure hope so. I'm stopping now.

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