Thursday, January 8, 2009

Nothing Much

I was at a funeral home this week and I'm waiting for these people to give me this death certificate. So, they are having all sorts of problems finding it. Then this lady walks up to me and says "Did you know Robert well?" And I said "Not as well as I probably should have, no." She said "We all kind of feel that way at a time like this." And so I said "Lady, you have no idea how I feel at a time like this." And she didn't.

I was at a bank the other day and I was trying to close an account. So I'm sitting there in a bit of a daze and this woman comes in and says "Sir, we can't help you." And I got up from this chair and said "Boy, that's the truth."

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