Note - I have never seen any of the movies and of course have never read a book of any kind, much less a book for little kids. But, here it goes:
1) Harry Pothead and His Balls of Stone: I always wondered who turned his balls to stone and why. I imagine it would be tough for a like 11 year old to have balls of stone - unless it's a euphemism. In that case, I'm guessing it's about the kid kicking ass against Casper and other kid friendly ghosts.
2) Harry Pothead on the Chamber Pot of Secrets: I'm guessing it's about the dude taking a wicked dump. A dump he didn't anticipate taking too.
3) Harry Pothead is a Prisoner in the Ass of Kabam: Probably the smelliest of his adventures, because I'm guessing dudes named Kabam eat a lot of spicy food - laced with lots of curry.
4) Harry Pothead and the Crotch of Fire: I assume the name has something to do with him nailing his first redhead and he is so into it that he can't get enough of this red-hair tinged crotch.
5) Harry Pothead and the Border Near Phoenix: Probably about him fighting illegal immigrants along the Mexican border. Maybe getting help from Geraldo in this one?
6) Harry Pothead and the Mulatto Prince: A sweeping tale of his first gay experience - as he's drawn to a guy who vaguely resembles Barack Hussein Obama and thus has a torrid affair with the Obama looking type kid.
7) Harry Pothead is Deathly Shallow: A long, rambling look into how vain and narcissistic the kid is. He spends most of the book preening in front of the mirror a la Patrick Bateman in that movie starring Christian Bale.
Not much time here today. Sorry. But my 100th post is coming up here soon and I have something special cooked up.
Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
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