I'm blogging from the same ridiculous bar as last week - watching hoops. And the Hokies crushed Thug U earlier - which was very helpful after yesterday. Tulsa is also rocking Rice in their game. So if Arizona can cover +4 and 1/2 here this afternoon, we're in good shape headed into tonight's action. Gambling - it's stupid.
I got a text from Geilfuss about Creech trading in his Jeep for a RV. And I hope he does. That way Creech can invite homeless crack whores to spend the night with him on the slightest drunken whim - which are the most dangerous whims of all. And he might not lose his shoes so easily - although I don't know if anything can help Creech and Geilfuss curb their propensity to lose shoes. That might be a lost cause - like hoping Barack Hussein Obama isn't totally in bed with Hamas or in bed with Oprah or Gail or Oprah and Gail or in bed with Joe Biden's blow-up doll that has Oprah's face, Gail's chest, Hillary's fat ass, some giant clown feet, and smells like vegan feces.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? - A salad shooter.
I saw a sticker last year that said Impeach O'Malley. And I'm not sure who O'Malley is exactly, but his name might indicate Irish heritage and that reminds me of the first time I heard the name Barack Hussien Obama- I assumed he was Irish - Barry O'bama??? Like that song by The Who about that Irish guy - Baba O'Reilly??? Anyway, people seem to despise this O'Malley cat. Get it??? O'Malley Cat - Like Alley Cat??? I'm a riot. I amuse myself endlessly.
This bar is starting to fill up with Wolfpack fans - and it's still 3 and 1/2 hours til tip off. I keep looking for Paulie - waiting for him to amble up to me with a Captain and Diet in his hand - so I can ask - "Paulie, does the diet really matter at this point?"It will be a huge game tonight. The Terps are favored by 2 and they have to have it. But if Sid Lowe is wearing the pimp coat, all bets are off. That coat is awesome. While old Gary is sweating himself to death as always tonight, Sid Lowe will be down the sideline, standing there like "Where's my money bitch?"
Led Zeppelin sucks. I come from the land of the ice and snow??? No, you don't Jimmy. Not even close.
Someone texted me after yesterday's post where I used a picture of a porn star and they didn't feel it was appropriate for a family friendly blog like mine to promote pornography in any way. And I can see the point, I really can. So, to be fair - I'm gonna be exclusively putting pictures of famous nuns up for awhile (not today of course). I have no idea how long it will last, but probably 0 days. Remember this though, nuns are the #1 purchasers of double-headers in the world today - porn stars are only a distant 3rd - they are 3rd behind women who work in Senator Harry Reid's office.
I think we're going with Southen Cal as top choice tonight. They need it badly.
Your sperms in the gutter - your loves in the sink. - TBFH
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